1. Somewhere for the traffic engineers to put their traffic lights…

2…or their bollards

3…or the entrance to the bottle bank…

4 …or a bus stop…

5. Somewhere for the bin-men to dump the rubbish

6. And of course… somewhere for anyone to park any vehicle they please…

… the recent "town centre improvements" have greatly facilitated parking on the cycle track, as we had predicted.

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